STRICTLY FOR
LAUGHS…
This is the
awkward truth about some Nigerian husbands.
There was a group
of men gathered at a church conference on: “How to live in a loving
relationship with your wife.” The men were asked, "Do you really love your
wife?" All the men answered loudly, with a resounding “YES.” Then they
were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today, some yesterday, some others didn't remember. The men
were then told to take out their cell phones and send the following text to
their respective wives: “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART…”
Then the men were
told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love
message.
Here are some of
the replies:
1. Have you
impregnated someone again?!2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi (pidgin English meaning, “Do you wanna loans some money?)
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning…?!
6. Is that a new song��
7. Am I dreaming ��???????
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!
10. Abeg na who be this �� (pidgin English meaning “Please who is this”)
11. What do you want?
12. I will be tired tonight o! (For some “Cookie”)
Please send to your friends so they can have a good
laugh.
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